Titanic r34

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic and the Titanic?

Half way.

On 14 April 1912, the Titanic made it’s maiden voyage. On 15 April 1912, the Titanic sank. If true, that would the Titanic, a virgin ship, wouldn’t it? And, as we all know, Virgins always blow it(for?)with the Big, Hard Ones. And, anonymous15, then, I can’t say, “The Captain may not have gone down with His ship, but the Ship went down on the Berg”…?

One more time: If the Titanic hadn’t been such a smoking hot, floxy slut, wearing lipstick, with Her smoketacks just a’smokin, maybe She would have made it by the iceberg! She wasn’t wearing lipstick? In that case, I guess the Iceberg was just, “Hard Up for some Ship”! Thank you, thank you, will somebody turn off the lights, and, let the cat out, when you leave?

wow now when im in leaning about this im gna say to my freind “the titanic just got fucked by an iceburg” then giggle like a little girl and shes going to be like “wtf?”

The Titanic was fucked back then indeed.