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There’s something about these kinds of idle clicking games that appeals to people’s general need to accrue more points or more money. It’s like a casino in which you only win, but you have to keep coming back to collect your money and buy more things that eventually net you even more money. In that sense, clicker games are a lot like porn games in general. I mean, the point of a porn game in which you build up a harem is to get points to get more girls for your harem. Rinse and repeat. However, in those games, you also get to jack off, so there’s a lateral reward system. You can’t bang a cookie. You can, however, jack off to naked hentai babes who are screaming obscenities at you, while you click on them for hours on end. That’s roughly where we are with Sakura clicker. It’s Cookie Clicker, with boobs. It’s a clicker game that can and will get you off, provided you click hard enough.

The general idea behind Sakura Clicker is that you unlock hentai babes that serve as your fighters. You use them to win fights against other hentai babes, and then you use the coins that this unlocked to get even more hentai babes. The cycle repeats itself. It’s not like you have to actually perform any combat gameplay. This is not a fighting game or an RPG. The girls do very little besides stand down the middle of your screen, screaming pleasure moans at you. Still, they’re the life of your collection, and you need them in order to … unlock more of them. It’s like a kleptomania game for people who can’t help but put women in their pockets.

But alas, this game is completely free, so here I am, recommending it to you. It’s an incremental clicker game with tons of hentai tits in it. What’s not to love? I mean, sure, you could just play AdVenture Capitalist, like a nerd, or you could play roughly the exact same fucking game, but with tits in it. I’d like to think that it’s a no brainer. Get your hands on Sakura Clicker. It doesn’t take up a lot of storage space, and I’m willing to bet that it would run just fine on a potato. Plus, if you stay away from the nudity mod, the game has a ton of paid DLC outfits, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Sadly, I could barely manage five more minutes with Sakura Clicker, much less five hours. I probably kept going for another fifteen minutes before throwing in the towel. What does this game achieve? If we’re being honest, I could go on literally any anime image website on the internet, pull up a couple 2D girls, put some Final Fantasy battle music and hentai moaning clips in the background, and achieve the exact same effect but with more self-respect and less of my life wasted. The game plays itself in the background, but after you’ve seen all the enemies, what’s the point of continuing to play? As far as I know, this game isn’t a critical story-based entry in the Sakura franchise. Maybe I’ve just truly failed in understanding otaku culture.